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Beach Boner Bathing Suit

from Live From Ya Mom's Garage by Kirk Fogg's African Adventure

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Look at my dick, watch it flop around.
Go to the beach with a girl named Steve.
Suck it, suck it, I wanna suck it, suck it.
Dave Hasslehoff, oh no, I forgot the milk.
Don't let it go to waste.
Bathing suit's so wet,
Too scared to swim, too scared to live.

The ocean is deep, the water is black,
His cock emerges.

Ripped up by the tide,
Swallowed by the seaman,
I think we're going to need a bigger boner.

I brought Ken Griffey to the party (come on),
Then my dad left mommy and left me at the beach.

Boys come together and fill my ass with sand.
Boys come together and call me the sandy man.

Joel Madden is on the beach, who gives a shit!
Fred Durst is serving drinks at the lagoon, so come and get it!

Beach boner bathing suit.
Grab your surfboards it's going to be a wild ride.
Wow, look at that dolphin over there.
Wow, these waves are crazy, ahhh!

Look at that penis.

Clear the beach.
There's a boner at sea,
Throbbing through a bathing suit.
Now he's looking at me.

Boner (x1000)
So come and get it.

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from Live From Ya Mom's Garage, released March 7, 2014

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